I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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