Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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