butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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