i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
