I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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