let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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