when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're a waste of cheezeits
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Terrible idea I love it
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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