i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I just found a bag of teeth...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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