Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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