Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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