once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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