all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize