yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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