I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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