dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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