So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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