writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
