He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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