I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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