My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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