He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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