just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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a search helicopter?!
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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