so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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