I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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