brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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