Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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