Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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