Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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