Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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