would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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