Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
