Whod you bang
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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