After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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