Got a toothbrush?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Girls should come with a carfax report
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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