i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize