But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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