i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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