Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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