Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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