While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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