I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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