Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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