Having a random hookup so left but love u
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
