Umm I'm too high to move.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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