Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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