Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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