I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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