There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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