She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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