i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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