its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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