yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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