God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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