so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
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I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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