But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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