It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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