is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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